Let's see, unshaven man in shlumpy clothes, with thick glasses, hunched over a computer . . . check . . . sitting in study filled with books, papers, crates of computer parts, clothes and random junk . . . check . . .walls painted in bold colors, rugs for carpet, guitars (clearly unplayed) sitting in background . . . all check . . . Clearly I am the very portrait of an internet hoaxster. But what hoax am I perpetrating?